Fandoms and horses and porn; oh my!

 

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

(Source: generalnazgrim)

themightyvolstagg:

marvelheadcanons:

Imagine Bucky being really self-conscious about his arm until one day a little boy with an artificial leg runs up to him saying that they match. 

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“The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”

(Source: rurikids)

spirithorse:

chase-me-charlie:

natshorses:

ifdreamstherebe:

dressageatschool:

teachmehowtoequitate:

Felt the need to GIF this even though this is a terrible GIF lol
Richard Spooner you are god. 

I don’t care that this isn’t dressage. This is how you prevent massive crashes. Give your horse his head if he’s going through a jump.

Holy fuck, didn’t even realize he dropped the reins until like, the third time watching it….. but literally, a perfect save. It’s true so often; if you let the horse get you out of a sticky situation, instead of trying to fix it yourself, you’ll turn out alright.

Reblogging again. This is a horse who knows his job, and such an amazing rider.

Exactly. If you’re flopping through a big jump or just tripping on the ground, give your horse their head. They don’t want to fall just as much if not more than you don’t. They will do what they need to to right themselves and get through it. Your job at that point is to stay out of their way and just stay balanced. You can reconnect with the horse once trouble has passed.
This is amazing riding and can I just say that is a seat we should all strive for no matter our discipline because dat balance.
Also this is trust between a horse and rider. Not stupid tricks. Trusting them to get you through danger like this safely and relinquishing control in a moment of unexpected panic is trust.

anyone gonna comment on how Richard’s legs DON’T do the swoop when he rides like this?

spirithorse:

chase-me-charlie:

natshorses:

ifdreamstherebe:

dressageatschool:

teachmehowtoequitate:

Felt the need to GIF this even though this is a terrible GIF lol

Richard Spooner you are god. 

I don’t care that this isn’t dressage. This is how you prevent massive crashes. Give your horse his head if he’s going through a jump.

Holy fuck, didn’t even realize he dropped the reins until like, the third time watching it….. but literally, a perfect save. It’s true so often; if you let the horse get you out of a sticky situation, instead of trying to fix it yourself, you’ll turn out alright.

Reblogging again. This is a horse who knows his job, and such an amazing rider.

Exactly. If you’re flopping through a big jump or just tripping on the ground, give your horse their head. They don’t want to fall just as much if not more than you don’t. They will do what they need to to right themselves and get through it. Your job at that point is to stay out of their way and just stay balanced. You can reconnect with the horse once trouble has passed.

This is amazing riding and can I just say that is a seat we should all strive for no matter our discipline because dat balance.

Also this is trust between a horse and rider. Not stupid tricks. Trusting them to get you through danger like this safely and relinquishing control in a moment of unexpected panic is trust.

anyone gonna comment on how Richard’s legs DON’T do the swoop when he rides like this?

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”